Forward: This is in noway meant to dis the Android OS (Droid OS)… this is to mock Verizon’s horrible commercial. Personally, I think the Android OS is awesome! I just hate Verizon’s negative commercial tactics, they need to show “The Droid” some class.
The following is my response to Verizon’s commercial attacking the iPhone.
“iDon’t have a real keyboard.” - Neither do you.
“iDon’t run simultaneous apps.” – You won’t have battery life.
“iDon’t take 5-megapixel pictures.” – Real pictures are taken on an SLR.
“iDon’t customize.” – I can customize every page.
“iDon’t run widgets.” – Widgets are for pigets.
“iDon’t allow open development.” – You won’t have quality control.
“iDon’t take pictures in the dark.” Then turn on the light, don’t be a vampire.
“iDon’t have interchangeable batteries.” – But I have battery life through optimized hardware.
“Everything iDon’t” is baloney.
Conclusion: The only cool thing about Droid is the name, makes me feel like I am carrying around something from Star Wars.
Keyboard comparison:
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