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Forward: This is in noway meant to dis the Android OS (Droid OS)… this is to mock Verizon’s horrible commercial. Personally, I think the Android OS is awesome! I just hate Verizon’s negative commercial tactics, they need to show “The Droid” some class.

The following is my response to Verizon’s commercial attacking the iPhone.

“iDon’t have a real keyboard.”  - Neither do you.

“iDon’t run simultaneous apps.” – You won’t have battery life.

“iDon’t take 5-megapixel pictures.” – Real pictures are taken on an SLR.

“iDon’t customize.” – I can customize every page.

“iDon’t run widgets.” – Widgets are for pigets.

“iDon’t allow open development.” – You won’t have quality control.

“iDon’t take pictures in the dark.” Then turn on the light, don’t be a vampire.

“iDon’t have interchangeable batteries.” – But I have battery life through optimized hardware.

“Everything iDon’t” is baloney.

Conclusion: The only cool thing about Droid is the name, makes me feel like I am carrying around something from Star Wars.

Keyboard comparison:
keyboard-comparison-final1

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The same company that has brought us the timely, well thought-out and designed versions of windows has apparently been releasing their visions for the future. (No joke.) What? Last time I checked the company’s vision was copy steal from the innovators. So of course you can imagine the entrainment value these provide.

First up, Microsoft’s vision of the future home. Do you see anything innovative in this video? I don’t. Everything portrayed is old thinking or technology already available. Really, who in the future is going to have a their TV remote separate from the phone? And why is the TV remote the size of a 1990 cell phone? Also, what is up with the random keyboard in the bedroom? At least there are still surprise parties in the future Microsoft world. Direct video link.

Microsoft Labs also released their vision of the future, and the most interesting thing is the Harry Potter style newspaper. But sadly, I don’t think it comes with the thrill of magic. Most of my words on the Microsoft Labs video though can be summed up through this crafty remix from Sarcastic Gamer. The best part is years away date. Very True for Microsoft.

Here is a link to the un-remixed version.

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Surprise! Still a thief. Are times a changing for Microsoft? Profits are down & Vista’s problems are blamed on the users!

Should we really be surprised that Microsoft just lost another court case to software piracy – about software piracy!? Apparently the software giant’s business plan is more geared towards stealing software and claiming it as their own than actually writing good software. What I can’t understand is why so many people choose to support such a company? We have no problem crying foul and raising our voices when the bankers and stock brokers on wall street behave irresponsibly, so why not Microsoft?

Microsoft has intentionally stolen software several times, falsely advertised and knowingly distributed inadequate products. All things that business schools teach as being ways to fail. So why is Microsoft still a big player? Why are so many still victims to the Enron-like micro-scum? Internal emails backup many of the points I’ve just claimed.

Is it because Microsoft deliberately tried to destroy free open-source alternatives? This document shows Microsoft’s fear and threat with Linux even back in the 90’s.

Here are some great quotes from skimming the Microsoft internal emails and papers:

Remember buying that Vista-capable, yet incapable machine? Microsoft executive John Kalkman tells us why: (from Seattle PI)
“In the end, we lowered the requirement to help Intel make their quarterly earnings so they could continue to sell motherboards with the 915 graphics embedded.”

Jim Allchin: (from Seattle PI)
“If we are to rise to the challenge of Linux and Apple, we need to start taking the lessons of ’scenario, simple, fast’ to heart.”
“I would buy a Mac today if I was not working at Microsoft.”

Roger L. Kay who wrote the “White Paper” for Microsoft: (from CNNMoney)
“Microsoft did call for changes in his text — particularly in those place where he praised Apple. For example, he wrote in his original draft that Windows ‘copied’ Apple’s graphical user interface. That raised legal red flags for Microsoft’s lawyers. In the final version, the verb was changed to ‘followed.’”

At-least Apple is usually only stealing the show!
(Although, like all big players – lawsuits are unavoidable.)
Am I being more hard on Microsoft than Apple? Probably, but I believe Apple to be forward-thinking and innovative with large investments in research & design… where as Microsoft worked for how many years and all they had to show was Vista? Additionally, Apple would never blame it’s users for problems– problems are the result of poor planning, implementation, research and design. 

So I guess the latest case makes reason number 4,815,162,342 why I prefer to not support Microsoft.

Here is crafty “… and I’m a PC” ad response on youtube:

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Appifying the Mac, This is probably going to be the first part of a TBD length series. As mac power-user since 2002 and general user since 1996, I have had the chance to test and try many mac apps. I have also had time to get my fingers tingly by digging them deep inside terminal – sometimes not all for the good, such as the time when I deleted the English language off my laptop. So to say mac and I have been around the block a time or two would be a true statement. As for the often common mate called PC windows, I’ve been on that date and couldn’t wait to ditch the ugly fat beast and take some Rohypnol in hopes deleting my memory of said date and avoiding all future encounters with the awfulness. (That later failed when I got a job at a place that chooses to support such shittiness – not that I mind, because it’s not my money and windows is job security because it requires more support than mac based systems.)

None the less, I have made some pretty fantastic drinking buddies talking about the awesomeness of mac and so forth. So to continue that here with myself would be boring, however I am always up for going drinking to discuss Apple (some bad, but mostly good). Moving on, a TBD amount of future blog posts – and this one – will revolve around applications for the mac. I’ll usually try and stick with a theme, but I will make no such guarantee. You will also probably see why I’m not writing reviews for any reputable organizations.

Appifying the Mac: The Instant Messaging Experience

There are some great apps available which have become daily-use staples. Here are some opinions for when your figuring out what best fits your instant messaging needs and style.

We all know and love iChat, with the integrated audio and video chats which features screen and presentation sharing. There is also the slick integration it has with our address book so we are not looking at, “sillzSlim4523423456FREAK” but rather, “Crazy EX – Run Like Hell” in the name field. While iChat has made some awesome advances in recent updates, many – including myself – feel it is lacking in a certain -.- department. There are a few options when you have decided it is an issue – especially if you are using a pre 10.5 version of ichat (ichat 3 and below).

Solution 1 is the, “I love ichat and the user interface, but I just want some of that extra mojo spice.”
- Luckily, a pretty awesome guy named Kent Sutherland has offered up a free solution. (He is awesome because it’s free.) Sutherland has developed the bandaid for iChat, called Chax. Installing Chax on your system is quick and simple and is like getting a brand new iChat. The best part with Chax is you can continue to utilize all the Apple features while getting those spicy add-ons.

However, if your issues are deeper than Chax can go, (afterall, it can only go so far with the Apple wall in the way) then perhaps its time we look at some other applications all together.

Soluition 2 is the, “I want to customize everything including the user interface, use every possible chat service, and still have it be free. Oh, and I don’t mind if I can’t video chat because I’m camera shy.”
- Then perhaps the solution for you is Adium. Adium is the free ass-kicking instant messenger application available for OS X. Adium lets you customize every minuet detail of your instant messaging experience and still have your address book integrated with the contact list. However, where Adium doesn’t man up is with the video chat department. Psh, who’d want to use that anyway – only incriminating things will probably take place. Adium also has an excellent community of followers for support and anally tweaking your instant messaging experience.

Solution 3 is the, “Wooooaaaa intense and rough is cool – but sometimes I like it simple.”
- Then another viable option available is Proteus. Proteus takes the KISS attitude (rather than the boo-ya* in the back approach) to make for a pleasant user experience.

The Final Step: Pop me baby, pop me good and give a gggrrrooowwwllll.
- With whatever direction you you take your IM experience, I’d recommending installing a free add-on called Growl. Growl will set itself up inside your system preferences and allow a small modern transparent pop up window to be displayed whenever a new message is received (nothing like the ugliness of aol’s junk). Clicking on the popup window will bring that application to the foreground. This is handy if your like me and have disabled all those noisy bells and whistles that chime every time someone signs on, off, status changes or a new message is received. Growl provides an easy and classy way for you to get notifications without all the whooha quacks.

And tht concludes my thoughts on the instant messaging expereince. Let me know your thoughts and/or the outcome of your decision! And it’s okay if your content with the standard ichat, many are. If you happen to use one of the instant message solutions above, make sure to toss the developers a donation when you have some extra money- they greatly appreciate the show of support.

Quick n’ Dirty:
Chax – Band aid for iChat.
Adium – Customization galore.
Proteus – KISS.
Growl – Classy notifier.
Not a cool solution – aol’s instant messenger. Just run from the aol app, run.

*I resisted all temptation in linking to the boo-ya video. However, if you ask… I’ll send it.

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April Fools’ Day did not fool me this year! As the windows community braced itself in fear, Fedex was dropping off a new present at my door! Sure it might have been a few dollars, but a small price to pay for a work of art and ingenuity along with the peace and mind that I can say, “What’s a virus?” to the Gate’s worshipers. One additional luxury* that I noticed is how the computer came crapware free! Unlike the majority of windows computer sold, Mac computers don’t come with all that who-ha junk designed to entice people to spend more money on (or time uninstalling) the ‘crapware’.

Ofcourse, before I even signed for my present, I did a little April Fooling of my own at the stroke of midnight on the radio. Check out what I did. (link)

Additionally, This playlist was thrown together rather last minute and had the input of several relieved listeners. As I was re-listening to the show yesterday at work and I realized the playlist shaped up quite nicely for an overnight freeform.

As always, I recommend going here. If you find yourself locked out, drop me a note and I’ll open the door. Seriously, its a good listen!

3:58am: Moby – Summer
3:50am: DJ Shadow – Giving Up the Ghost
3:47am: Mono Chrome – Liquid High
3:42am: Vision – Entry To Heaven (Benya Remix)
3:37am: Supuer – Azaleus
3:33am: Kim Sozzi – Feel Your Love
3:30am: Ercola ft. Daniella – Every Word (Wendel Kos Edit)
3:22am: Reflekt – Need To Feel Loved (Adam K & Soha Vocal Mix)
3:18am: La Roux – In For The Kill (Skream’s Let’s Get Ravey Remix)
3:14am: Lykke Li – Little Bit (Villains Remix)
3:08am: Franz Ferdinand – No You Girls (The Rogue Element Remix)
3:03am: The Killers – Human (Armin van Buuren Radio Remix)
3:00am: EMF – Getting Through
2:55am: The Hold Steady – Magazines
2:52am: Johnny Cash – Folsom Prison Blues
2:47am: J Star – No Diggedy
2:42am: Bosque Brown – This Town
2:37am: Shwayze – Buzzin’
2:34am: K’Naan ft. Kirk Hammett – It Rap Gets Jealous
2:30am: Kings Of Leon – On Call
2:24am: Toad The Wet Sprocket – Stories I Tell
2:19am: T.Rex – Telegram Sam
2:15am: The National – Murder Me Rachel
2:11am: Coheed & Cambria – Blood Red Summer
2:08am: Bloc Party – I Still Remember
2:02am: Beck – Modern Guilt
1:59am: Gnarls Barkley – Smiley Faces
1:55am: Edwyn Collins – A Girl Like You
1:51am: Phoenix – 1901
1:48am: Swervedriver – Last Train To Satansville
1:44am: TV On The Radio – Dancing Choose
1:40am: Sun 60 – Water 3X
1:35am: Friendly Fires – Lovesick
1:31am: Frightened Rabbit – The Twist
1:28am: Don Johnson Big Band – One MC, One Delay
1:24am: Stereo MC’s – Deep Down & Dirty
1:19am: Dinosaur JR. – Freak Scene
1:16am: Elbow – Picky Bugger
1:12am: Electric Light Orchestra – Calling America
1:09am: Jennifer Warnes – First We Take Manhattan
1:06am: Counting Crows – Miami [LP Version]
1:01am: The Stone Coyotes – Party Down The Hall
12:57am: Giant Sand – Well Enough Alone
12:53am: Lady Bug vs. Lady Day – Spreadin’ Rhythm Around
12:48am: Jesse Rose – Well Now
12:45am: Lucky Soul – Whoa Billy
12:40am: Donald Fagen – Walk Between Raindrops
12:36am: Griffin House – Ah Me
12:32am: Sia – Little Black Sandals
12:29am: Shelby Love – Killin’ Kind
12:25am: The String Cheese Incident – Give Me the Love
12:22am: Sly And The Family Stone – Love City
12:19am: Nina Simone – Gimme Some
12:12am: Jackson 5 – Dancing Machine (Miami Mix)
12:09am: Jonas Brothers – S.O.S. [PART OF APRIL FOOLS' DAY JOKE]
12:06am: Pink – So What [PART OF APRIL FOOLS' DAY JOKE]
12:00am: Gwen Stephani – The Sweet Escape [PART OF APRIL FOOLS' DAY JOKE]

*luxury, by that I mean: The additional price you pay for the Apple experience.

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News of the Safari 4 Beta is old news by now. Sure, I’m late on spreading the word, but I wasn’t on downloading and trying out browser. In-fact, out of the three computers I use regularly, two of them have the beta installed. Now a few weeks later, I am breaking down and installing the beta on the 3rd machine after having safari 3 crash a few times and lag on loading pages (in comparison). The new Safari is blowing by all the competition at the moment – leaving IE8 & IE7 so far behind we’d have to change scales on the radar to find them (failed again Microsoft :-p).

If you have yet to kick the walls of the new Safari, download it here and see how it holds up for you. The only crappy thing about the process is that the installer makes you restart the computer. Come on Apple! That shits annoying. Atleast restarting a mac is a bigilloin times faster than rebooting windows.

One of the first few things I noticed with the latest version is the redesigned interface. Personally, I am not a fan of the new layout, but lucky for the world a few keystrokes in terminal can fix that issue. Below is a list of the tweaks I ended up using.

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Screen Shot of my tweeked version of Safari 4 Beta

Screen Shot of my tweaked version of Safari 4 Beta

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It’s really simple to tweek Safari, just open up terminal and copy/paste what you want to change.

To restore Tabs to the original location copy:
defaults write com.apple.Safari DebugSafari4TabBarIsOnTop -bool NO
into terminal and then press enter.

To restore the blue loading bar which was behind the URL, copy:
defaults write com.apple.Safari DebugSafari4IncludeToolbarRedesign -bool NO
into terminal and press enter and then copy:
defaults write com.apple.Safari DebugSafari4LoadProgressStyle -bool NO
into terminal and press enter and then quit terminal.

To have these changes take effect, restart Safari. If all went well you should have the look of Safari 3 with the new and improved Safari 4 engine. In addition to those changes, I also right-clicked on the tool bar and selected “customize tool bar” and then dragged the default set of icons over to the window.

And that is a peak inside my thoughts of the Safari 4 Beta. Anyone know what version (3 or 4) was being used at the security researchers hacking event?

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Ever since I put a bleep in my vlog yesterday, I’ve been on a small beepfest. [Really, you might want to hide the bleep button from me... I've been getting a little carried away.] I also thought it would be nice to share this video without offending someone due to its language.

Presenting: 
The Censored Version of The Onion’s – Sony Releases New POS

Link: Edited Version
Link: Original Version

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WordPress 2.7.1. My present to the blog this weekend.

Have you upgraded? Well why not?!? You should!

  • New administration interface. (Stellar 2009 looks and behavior!)
  • Thread-style comments. Awesome for those replies!
  • New options and features!

I have to say, its an awesome gift. A much nicer interface than the version from last spring that I was using. Although the old version of WP still beat the BlogEngine.net interface hands down. The website that I’m often a contributor at uses BlogEninge.net and if frustrates me to no end… they really, really need to upgrade to Wordpress. Really. Wordpress is like the Apple of blogging. :)

In view of the upgrade celebration, here is some musical ear porn! 
Mark Vidler, one of my favorite remix DJ’s & producers.

Go Home Productions – Rolling Confusion

And here is an awesome show opening tune, which I’d use every week if I could!

Go Home Productions - Grandstand Supreme

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Congratulations Mac on turning 25! I couldn’t think of a better product to be sharing the same age with, perhaps thats why we get along so well.

Cool Mercury News Article featuring a nifty graphic.

BBC Article Link with an INCREDIBLY stupid video that almost insults Apple, by comparing the original 1984 macintosh to a windows XP laptop and claiming the PC won! What shit, compare that piece of shit PC to a new mac laptop. Before you’d even see the XP start up screen the mac will be completely booted up. Secondly, we all know who advanced the graphical user-interface and played copycat! Insulting video BBC!

Speaking of videos, here are two favorites!
First it is the birth of Mac with the dazzling demonstration on how revolutionary Macintosh was for 1984. (Yes BBC, lets see Microsoft do this in 1984.)
Happy Birthday Macintosh, I’m glad you came out from the bag! :)
 

Oh yes, and let’s not forget about that stellar commercial either:

 

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I hope Obama’s staff will be able to use their Apple computers soon. I think it’s funny that the most secure, technologically advanced and reliable operating system was not being utilized in a location where security and reliability are paramount. At-least Team-O knows what the right tools are for the job!

“The team members, accustomed to working on Macintoshes, found computers outfitted with six-year-old versions of Microsoft software. Laptops were scarce, assigned to only a few people in the West Wing. The team was left struggling to put closed captions on online videos.” (by Anne E. Kornblut - Washington Post)

Seriously, six-year-old versions of Microsoft could be Windows XP. I don’t know what the world loves about XP!? (I mean, IT people like it because it’s job security and hackers obviously love it :p.) It’s out of date, clunky, ugly, slow, uses resources unefficiently, prone to viruses, has limited security abilities out of the box and most of all its not intuitive. (Funny, that list covers everything I define as the Government!) It’s 2009 people, move with the times! I don’t understand why companies and people don’t migrate to a new OS rather than patching the ever-sinking XP ship. I understand some programers resist change because that means more work for them in redevelopment (especially because everytime Microsoft seems to roll out a new OS its time to redevelop the wheel - not so with windows 7?? who knows.

Here the funny thing though, IF more people migrated to the macs… job performance would be improved because there would not be the 10/15 minuets you sit waiting for windows to boot up (Vista is as bad as XP), there would not be the virus issues because default settings and security features prevent an automated tack over (virus are still possible but at a much less deadly level), its a very intuitive operating system to manage and train users and finally, programmers who develop for the mac do not have to reinvent the wheel every time the a new OS is released. Apple has a reputation of keeping backward compatible (yes, some apps need a minor tweak when a major upgrade is released – but its by no means an overhaul.)

Anyway, I’m tipping my hat to team Obama for using macs, heres hoping the world follows suit with the White House Apples.

Team-O, breaking in the White House change:
Team-O Breaking in the change

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